Spattergroit

Contrary to the name it doesn't mean getting spattered in the groin. A contagious disease and what probably should've killed off Ron Weasley. Extremely common amongst ginger bastards as the early symptoms include freckle-like warts. Later symptoms include not being able to speak and having large bricks come out of your bottom and mouth.

It was very unfortunate, but the ginger bastard has caught spattergroit

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.

That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!

by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.

Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!

by That1dude614 September 4, 2017

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016

Spitter

A Hip-Hop MC who generally spits with a quick flow and whose subject matter is generally focused around punchlines.

Here's some examples of spitters: Vakill, Royce da 5'9", Slim Shady, Apathy, Big L, Big Punisher, Celph Titled, Chino XL and Crooked I.

by Deadd77 January 11, 2012