spaffed

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

by This Is Not Rob March 13, 2019

Saffie

This is a slang word for the nationality South African.

Girl: "I'm from Cape Town!"

Boy: "Oh, so you're a Saffie then?"

by kspils September 30, 2011

saffron

The most precious and most expensive spice in the world: Saffron.
The Saffron filaments, or threads, are actually the dried stigmas of the saffron flower, "Crocus Sativus Linneaus". Each flower contains only three stigmas. These threads must be picked from each flower by hand, and more than 75,000 of these flowers are needed to produce just one pound of Saffron filaments, making it the world?s most precious spice.
But, because of saffron's strong coloring power and intense flavor, it can be used sparingly. Saffron is used both for its bright orange-yellow color and for its strong, intense flavor and aroma

This Saffron Rice Is Delicious And It Has A Brilliant Yellow Colour

by Saffy August 4, 2006

Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.

Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."

by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008

skaff

To ejaculate onto a woman's pubic hair following intercourse.

I totally skaffed your mom last night.

by Frankie July 30, 2004

Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.

John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.

by MasterScaff April 23, 2020

Claire Saffitz

Possibly the most beloved pastry chef out there. Also, we would all die for her.

First name: Claire
Second name: FromtheBonAppetitTestKitchen

"If it ain't half-sour herself, Claire Saffitz! How's it going?"
"Brad, I need you to know I can not accept any criticism right now."

by DaiPhi December 7, 2019