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White Soviet

An improvised drink made out high-proof homemade alcohol from some sketchy post-Soviet country and melted Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream. It is fucking amazing.
Pass me a White Soviet - how did we never think of mixing samogon with ice cream before?!?!
by imessuup November 4, 2012
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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto
Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too
by Jaina February 20, 2019
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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soviet russia

A land filled with women who have hairy armpits and never bathe.
The men stink of vodka and oh yeah they never bathe either.
"You stink like a soviet. Go take a fuckin bath!"
by deliverance April 24, 2003
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soviet russia

place that has been building up a secret arsenal of big bombs and is holding them to take out capitalism tommorow
that soviet russia place sucks
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Soviet Union

The country where bear shoot you and you sting bee.
by tgay69 March 27, 2019
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Submerged Soviet Chainsaw

If you are poor, this is a better way to get penis enlargement. It's almost like a ritual. A man and a woman must be underwater, for it is mandatory. While you two are underwater, you get into a 69 position vertically. Before the both of you do anything, you must salute to the all mighty Soviet leader, Joseph Stalin. After this, the woman yanks the man's penis multiple times as if she was starting a chainsaw, usually within the range of 25-40 times. Between the the flow of water and the aggressive stroke of the woman, the man's penis will be guaranteed 2 more inches.
Mikhail: Sex life is not good. We do Submerged Soviet Chainsaw.

Helga: Yes. We make sex life better.
by Windowlicker69420 May 7, 2018
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