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Hide The Salami

A game in which one individual takes a male sex organ or multiple sex organs and makes them disappear into any opening on their body.
1. "Dude i swear those two kids probably go to each others houses and play hide the salami".
2. "I am never going to that summer camp again, The camp counselor wanted to play hide the salami with me when we had circle time".
by AllThatRemains22 June 13, 2009
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Solamun

During this time the victim is considered dead but the brain is still fully active. Within 3 hours of this happening the body reanimates without a need for oxygen and as a totally different mental entity.

The new mental entity could only be considered animal that relays on instinct for feeding. The bite from a Solanum victim will infect the one bitten with the disease.

The Symptoms of infection are the following:

Hour 1: Body Aches and if the virus contacted from a would, bruising and fast clotting

Hour 4: A low-grade fever (99-101), vomiting and severe pain in joints.

Hour 9: Numbing of arms and legs, Random Muscular seizures and high grade fever (101-105(6))

Hour 10: Loss of body use in torso down. No feeling and slowed heart rate

Hour 15: Coma

Hour 19: Heart Stoppage

Hour 20-23: Reanimation as an animal like person...THIS IS NOT THE ORGINAL PERSON THEY HAVE NO PREVIOUS MEMORIES
"I am sorry Mr and Mrs. Jones but Johnny has contracted Solamun and will need to taken into a sercure medial toxin control cell and extermenated before renaimation" said the doctor after the parents in their child in a Coma
by Vinz February 6, 2005
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salami arms

A term used to describe someone with arms so flabby that they begin to resemble salami hanging in a deli.

Can be also used to describe someone who does not swing or move their arms when they walk. Instead, their arms remain hanging still despite any other movement their body may be making.
John: Whoa, check out Bertha's salami arms! They're so large and cylindrical!
Bob: Are those her arms? I thought she was carrying some mortadella!

Elaine: Who's that?
Dugan: That's Sam, the new girl in accounting.
Walter: What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis.
by yer momma January 8, 2009
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Salami Smuggler

Someone who can and will do anything to obtain and have penis crammed in virtually and orfiace....a favorite method is to play.."Hide the Cock" thus the phrase "Salami Smuggler".
"Damn that bitch takes so much cock shes got to be a salami smuggler
by NastyMaster101 January 18, 2009
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hide the salami

fucking your girl so that your entire dick is engulfed in her cooch
I played hide the salami with Jane last night! She's a freak!
by Da Nastee One June 10, 2003
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Kosher Salami

Jewish term for a circumcised penis, affectionate connotation.
Rabbi Levin: I almost choked on the kosher salami!
by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010
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grand salami

Another term for a grand slam home run. A home run with a runner on each base that scores 4 runs.
Hey Kevdog, that was a nice grand salami that you hit last night!
or
Did you see that grand salami that Kevin hit in the ball game yesterday?
by savern May 30, 2008
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