sneed

when a person is so blatantly stupid to the point where there is not a word in the english language that could describe the level of total stupidity that this person daily carries on his/her shoulders,these people known as "sneeds" do everything from killing jokes,to making horrible mistakes in their choice of every day vocabulary

sean:sup caleb,wanna hear a joke

caleb:no shutup sneed

sean: *begins to cry*.....you're mean...

by keelo-b December 29, 2008

Seeds

Another urbanized word for the male genetalia known as "testicles."

Man, that hizzo kicked me right in the seeds.

by Phi Boy April 25, 2003

sneed

a debacle of epic proportions, a major failure and/or disappointment.

Coventry was a real sneed of a music festival.

by PT_God April 21, 2005

steeds

short verbalism of STDs (sexually transmitted diseases, idiot).

yo, that guys is swarming in steeds.

by al December 1, 2004

sneedy

Adj.: 1. To be obsessive over a girl that obviously doesnt like you because youre a fag. 2. To pretend that you have a closer relationship with that girl than you actually do.

Person 1: "Why are you acting so sneedy man?"
Person 2: "Shut up dude she likes me."
Person 1: "Bro, all you do is paint your nails and try parkour. She hates you."

by Not Rachel haha August 26, 2010

Sneed

The tragic circumstance of peeing a little when you sneeze.

Oops. I just sneed.

by SweetsK August 21, 2013

speeds

abbreviation for special needs

(SPEcial-neEDS)

(never use near anyone of the speeds variety)

ELI:zack did u see that guy?
ZACK:ya he def had speeds or something, what a tard!

by Grego Berger February 15, 2009