snart

opposite of smart, very dumb

anabel: im so dumb in math ):
christna: youre vert snart.

by thisismesnartypants July 8, 2011

Snart

v. To sneeze and fart simultaneously.

n. The nickname of one who is incapable of sneezing without letting a fart escape at the same time.

"Dude, did you just step on a frog?"
"No, that was my sister, she snarted."

by jbean27 May 20, 2014

Snart

When one sneezes and farts so hard that it hurts

I snarted and my butthole hurts now

by Medusalove January 18, 2021

Snart

The harmonizing of a snore and a fart, producing a deep vibration in the space time continuum.

While on the phone one night, Jessica dozed and in a stroke of luck manage to snart right into the phone, almost causing a rip in the fabric of time.

by TheThinker25 December 9, 2018

Snart

the act of involuntary fecal matter infused air forcefully coming out the anus while one sneezes.... not to be confused with the coughfarting

Jason just fucking snarted dude!

by HEATHENFREEK October 23, 2019

Mud snart

When you sneeze and shart at the same time.

Campbell rejects Max on the basketball court.
Campbell: “Get that shit out of here!”
Max sneezes immediately after the humiliation.
Max: “I think I’ve just snarted.”
Pulls his pants down
Max: “Yep I’ve done a mud snart!”

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022