snarkle shark

a chronically snarky person.

Jane: "What are you doing, Sonny?"

Sonny: "Oh, I don't know, Jane. I'm sticking a fistful of ham & rye into my pie hole so if I were an educated person I'd say I was selling enriched plutonium to dictators."

Jane: "You're such a snarkle shark."

by angigo April 10, 2011

snarffle

a giant chow chow or other overly sized wrinkly floofy floof woof woof doggo pupper

that floof is a snarffle (scientifically accurate)

by floofyflooffloof May 25, 2017

Snargle Rocks

When you suck so many dicks you grow HPV warts in your esophagus

She sucked so many dicks that her esophagus was riddled with snargle rocks

by Dr Herminator November 3, 2020

dirty snarkle

to take a sh*t on one's face then snarkle them.

John got Ryan back with a dirty snarkle.

by SEHS Summer Crew July 15, 2010

snarfed

Sniffing someones seat or bike after they have sat on it.

Cody "snarfed" the teachers char.

by OmegaZim October 27, 2010

Snargles

A term used to describe when someone steals something in a sneaky way, however one proclaims the word, "SNARGLES!" when they take said item. The word "snargles" must be proclaimed loudly.

"Hey who's $20 is that?"
"I don't know... but SNARGLES"

by Chairman_Hartmann November 2, 2008

Starfleet Commander

A term used mostly sarcastically to mock someone for a mistake or doing something stupid, similar to how "genius" can be used.
It comes from the popular series "Star Trek", however as a Starfleet Commander makes little sense as a actual position, so it is usually used as a insult or by genuine Starfleet Commanders.

This also adds to the humor of calling someone a Starfleet Commander as it is a position that sounds fancy, though it does not make any sense.

"Guy 1 - I heard Tyler got promoted to Starfleet Commander after he slipped and put his foot through the house roof last weekend.

Guy 2 - Yeah, what an idort"

by firstkipchak March 21, 2010