Scooting

The act of jerking off while dragging your naked ass across the floor like a dog.

That awkward moment when your wife catches you scooting

by Godzx September 6, 2013

shooting dust

the act of male ejaculation by someone who has rendered themselves sterile through wanking themselves into oblivion.

Dave can't get his wife pregnant, hes been shooting dust since 1983.

by incatatus June 1, 2011

soothing

To be relaxing similar to marinating and chilling

The lads and i were soothing out last night

by Timmy Solly August 9, 2006

anal smoothie

A true test of how hot you think a girl is. So if you're fully attracted to her you would be willing to drink an anal smoothie from her butt. I know that last part is redundant but I just liked the way it sounded.

"Did you see that girl on the treadmill!?"
"Yeah, anal smoothie for sure."

by jbc the 2nd January 22, 2010

shooting star

1) A meteoroid that is visible from within the earth's atmosphere.

2) A girl, particularly of privileged background, who is hooked on drugs. Typically insecure and unstable, a shooting star tends to suffer from severe intimacy difficulties, being unable to lead a steady love life due to her addictions.

3) A song written and recorded by Elliott Smith that appears on his posthumous 2004 album "From a Basement on the Hill."

Elliott Smith probably had his heart broken by a shooting star at one point.

by Tiny Time Machine May 23, 2011

Connecticut Shooting

Truly one of the most horrific, painful, disgusting, despicable shootings in American history. 26 innocent people at Sandy Hook Elementary school murdered. 20 of them being kids. All of the adults murdered were women. Every kid that was murdered was 7 years old or younger. After hearing the story for the first time, you literally break down into tears crying and thinking about all the innocent little kids and teachers who were murdered. And all of the kids that DID survive the Connecticut Shooting will never be the same. They had to see real live dead bodies, blood, fear, tears, and so, SO much more hell than the average person would see in their lifetime. These poor kids are scarred for life. And imagine all of the parents, grandparents, friends, aunts, uncles, cousins, etc. who lost loved ones in this shooting. Their lives will never be the same either. Everybody across America has been shaken by this tragic occurrence that took place on 12/14/12.

Rest in Peace to the following in the Connecticut Shooting, you will NEVER be forgotten:

Charlotte Bacon - Age: 6
Daniel Barden - Age: 7
Rachel Davino - Age: 29
Olivia Engel - Age: 6
Josephine Gay - Age: 7
Ana Marquez-Greene - Age: 6
Dylan Hockley - Age: 6
Dawn Hochsprung - Age: 47
Madeleine Hsu - Age: 6
Catherine Hubbard - Age: 6
Chase Kowalski - Age: 7
Jesse Lewis - Age: 6
James Mattioli - Age: 6
Grace McDonnell - Age: 7
Anne Marie Murphy - Age: 52
Emilie Parker - Age: 6
Jack Pinto - Age: 6
Noah Pozner - Age: 6
Caroline Previdi - Age: 6
Jessica Rekos - Age: 6
Avielle Richman - Age:6
Lauren Rousseau - Age: 30
Mary Sherlach - Age: 56
Victoria Soto - Age: 27
Benjamin Wheeler - Age: 6
Allison Wyatt - Age: 6

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhh10 December 19, 2012

Shooting ropes

The action of spreading your seed all over the walls.

The action of ejaculating a lot.

“Wow Joe, it’s all over the walls, you were really shooting ropes huh?”

by Joe Joe Burns February 29, 2020