A man aligned with the Chevrolet Motor Company who perfers turbo-diesels and Poopenhagen chew. Extremely prone to violence. Rumored to be involved with various homosexual indulgences.
"SmokeyBurnout is going to beat the living piss out of you for that one."
"Smokey Burnout is known to indulge in the pleasures of homosexualuality."
Smokey McJameson is allegedly the only man ever to overdose on Marijuana. No one is sure of his origins or who he was. He is a known urban legend figure which most believe he did not exist.
"No one ever overdosed on Pot!"
"Oh Yeah? What about Smokey McJameson?!"