boner smoker

Someone who is a total gaylord, sucks an extraordinary amount of penis, or in general did something super mega gay to deserve this title.

Includes all types of boners: hickory smoked, steamed, barbecued, grilled, mesquite, etc.

"God, Brady is such a boner smoker."

"Shawn was creeping again on another drunk girl? What a fucking boner smoker."

by Mitch Comer March 24, 2008

fake smoker

one who leads others to believe that he is addicted to cigarette smoking but does not actually inhale cigarette smoke

-wow kyle smokes way too many cigarettes now
-yeah but hes a fake smoker so im not too worried about him
-OH i get it! because smoking makes you cool
- ( :

by lars tullenson July 7, 2008

cock smoker

one who smokes copious amounts of cock

"gees you smoke some serious cock"

by edos December 8, 2003

pirate smoker

the act of being gay; homosexuality at its greatest

Greg is a pirate smoker.

by Zo, Joose, and Jeff March 21, 2003

non-smoker

People who dont smoke

i'm a NON-SMOKER
simple as that...
I DONT SMOKE

by Aloha_Ritsaard29 January 25, 2017

sober smoker

A sober smoker is either:
A) A pot-smoker who doesn't drink
or
B) A pot-smoker who can function and act sober while high

(Example B)
Robbie: When we get their we gotta let dan and rob talk cause the rest of us are way to crunk and their sober smokers.

by Pagz June 18, 2006

bone smoker

Someone who is actually addicted to sucking dick.

She is such a bone smoker. I can't tell what she loves more, cigarettes, or penis in the mouth.

by Richard Hatless June 10, 2008