by D-Linquent July 27, 2011
by unknown April 06, 2003
by jesusjuice917 September 25, 2007
When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.
by Bruce the Deuce November 17, 2012
Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.
by Bell April 27, 2004
a pap smear test is a test for sexualy active women where the doctor takes an object and scrapes some cell off of your cervix(inside of vagina)to test for std's or other types of infections or cancer.
The doctor asked the girl if she was sexually active so that he could know whether or not she needed a pap smear test.
by Drake Ramirez May 20, 2008
My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.
If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.
If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.
by Corey L g August 31, 2010