Fart Smeller

Someone who loses their dignity in order to be fancied by most people. These people hide how they truly feel about a thing, person, etc. This all comes in exchange of unconditional "which is rarely achieved" acceptance.

George is such a fart smeller! He is behind Becky's parents 24/7. Why can't he just be himself and let the dices roll? I mean you don't have to be a jerk to your father or mother in law, but this is way to much!

Fart Smeller by say no to hypocrites! August 16, 2012

smell addiction 

Addiction to & cravings of chemical smells like felt tip markers, gasoline, paint, etc.

I was Quite surprised to discover I have smell addiction! I crave to smell these things, even tho I know it ain't good for me.

smell addiction by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Taylor Smith 

Absolutely the best person you are lucky to know. Taylor Smith will engage you in the most interesting conversations of your life. Everything is fascinating to anaylize when you ponder life with Taylor Smith. You will stay up until 1am at Village Inn because you can't get enough of Taylor Smith. This is the best person to share you secrets and dreams with because not only will they listen carefully, they will support you and make you feel like a magic wizard at succeeding in life. Taylor Smith sometimes speaks like a pikey and will make you laugh with schwifty facial expressions.

"Man, the most fun I have is with Taylor Smith."

DeeDee: "Will you marry me, Taylor Smith?"

Taylor Smith by AtchkeyThedumsious May 30, 2018

fart smeller

A spoonerism of "smart feller", a humorous and frequently derogatory term used to describe someone who demonstrates intelligence (or a reasonable facsimile) in a conversation. Can be applied to males or females. First heard in the early 1990s. Identical to fart smucker

In conversation, it is sometimes followed by the correct pronunciation for humorous effect.

So THAT's how calculus works. You sure are a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

fart smeller by Grue December 14, 2003

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

smorgaswine 

The procedural drink of mixing a shot of gluten-free German lager with a French wine pairing, by dropping the shotglass into the wineglass, much like with a "Jägerbomb" or "Irish Car

Bomb", after which the glass is to be chugged and a whistle is to be blown intensely, while spinning your head randomly and covering your ears with your hands. This drink is considered to be elegantly cultural.

I am not chugging beer! I am sampling a flight of gluten-free German lagers with a French wine pairing. It's called a smorgaswine and it's elegantly cultural.

smorgaswine by Lorde a.k.a. Randy Marsh November 15, 2014

smoke a fag 

1. Have a cigarette (British)

2. Kill a homosexual (American)

Anyone want to go outside and smoke a fag.

smoke a fag by the-boss October 30, 2006