Greasy Shoebox

Sexual manuever involving a greased up foot or part of foot inserted into another consenting adult's anus.

Man. Tanya was nagging my ass off last night so I gave her the ol' greasy shoebox.

by GST12 March 12, 2008

shoe-cide

The act of throwing a shoe at someone out of disgust.

Iraqi journalist Muntadhar al Zeidi threw shoes at George Bush at a press conference, simultaneously committing almost certain shoe-cide and becoming hero and inspiration for millions.

by Pointer of the Obvious April 18, 2009

shoe whore

A person with a ton of shoes.

Hey, where did you guys come from?
Footlocker, Kate is such a shoe whore.

by downtownjelly October 10, 2006

shoebox

A box of shoes used by drug dealers to hide money, drugs, guns or anything else.

I got a glock and 5 stacks in my shoebox.

by jac212212 January 24, 2009

Shoebarus

When you don't have a car and you're walking you're using shoebarus. Like Subaru, but it's shoebarus.

Moses: I'm on my way.
Ariel: Did your mom let you use the car?
Moses: No, i'm using my shoebarus.

by Nevershoutariel October 6, 2011

shoecow

A racist girl named Addison

“Addison called me a piece of dirt”

“Wow Addison is such a shoecow”

by Betsy rockhopper September 14, 2019

Two-Shoe Cadillac

When you either don't have a car or your car is broke down, you're driving the Two Shoe Cadillac.

I'm out of gas and I can't get any of my homies on the cell, so I guess I'm driving the Two-Shoe Cadillac.

by crazybob541 January 6, 2014