Alabama Sizzler

The act of receiving head while frying bacon.

I only agreed to cook my girlfriend breakfast if she gave me an Alabama Sizzler. Even a lewinsky is better with bacon!

by Best Man October 27, 2011

sizzling sausage

a popular chat-up line

Matilda: hey hot stuff
Horny man: you wanna sizzle my sausage?
Matilda: mhmm i like a bit of sizzling sausage

by teehee77 June 25, 2009

sizzle like bacon

A performance, usually as a means of self-humiliation, in which a person lies on the floor and "sizzles" or shakes in a seizure-like manner.

Greg: If you don't take this shot, then you have to sizzle like bacon.

by 4Ling1 May 28, 2014

Hot sizzidy sauce

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or enthusiasm. Use all capitals for added effect.

Uardo: Did you see that the Cubs just fired Jim Hendry?

Aaron: HOT SIZZIDY SAUCE!

by Scotty TJ December 7, 2010

sizzurp

Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:

Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers

Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull

Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.

The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine

Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.

sip sip sip sippin' on some sizzurp....pppppppp

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011

Sozzy lol lols

An observation of when your sorry but its still funny.

I just spilt my tea all over you...sozzy lol lols

by danisonfirelol February 11, 2008

Sizzlin' Frenchy

Pouring a package of Pop-Rocks into a persons anus, and using semen to activate them.

We got a bit wild last night, and I gave her a Sizzlin' Frenchy.

by luciferrodeo April 8, 2010