Sidewank

When you wank while laying sideways as to avoid suspicion that you are actually wanking.

Hey you won't believe it, i caught my flat mate sidewanking. Was really awkward when i walked in and he glanced at me in a state of complete shock!

by Bpicer April 8, 2011

sideways cheeseburger

A girls vagina. When the vagina is pinched between the thumb and index finger.

I had a sideways cheeseburger for lunch.

by youngwallstreet January 16, 2015

Sinestra

a person who is at once beautiful and fearsome. Often used to describe Dominatrixes, particularly Drag-Queen dominatrixes

oh my good, she's beautiful, but scary, she's the full Sinestra

by Sinestra October 16, 2015

sidewalk service

When you’re trying to discreetly pick a wedgie, but you focus so much on being sneaky to the people in front of you, that you accidentally put on a full show for the people behind you.

The smell of the Gorgonzola cream sauce was made immediately unappetizing by the Sidewalk Service they were receiving from the man at the window. If only he’d worn different underwear.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

sidewalk cat

prostitute

"ay boys, lookit the sidewalk cat"

by coochieman99 February 26, 2021

Sinema Vérité

Senator who has the realistic appearance of being a valued public servant, yet whose incomprehensible opinions and beliefs are formed using shaky, simple equipment, and are therefore incongruent with reality or progress.

Arizona voters thought that Sinema Vérité might be a suitable genre in which to sustain and grow the middle class, but it turned out to be an unworkable and embarrassing experiment.

by DIHANN October 3, 2021

Sinema's enema

The hypocrisy of a douche-nozzle.

This is a huge dose of Sinema's enema: "I obliged when my donors asked me to skip the filibuster to raise the debt ceiling but I am not doing it for black people when they ask me to do the same to renew the Voting Rights Act."

by covfefid January 14, 2022