too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.

"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."

by H.L Magician February 24, 2017

Simple Plan

Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)"

Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.

'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?'

'I didn't know they were in town! Bummer.'

by j'aimelescrepes August 23, 2005

Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

Simpler

Even more simple than simple

I am simpler than Alexa !

by Baerrito November 30, 2017

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

simple plan

A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.

Simple Plan band member:
"You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof."
Dad of Simple Plan band member:
"But it's raining outside."
Simple Plan band member:
"Good!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*

by MagnoliaFan April 11, 2005