Shrek

The sexiest fucker in exsitence dont @me bitch hes hot and thicc and uhhhhhhhhhhh he make me nut

shrek, more like god

by shrek worshipper June 4, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is an absolute God he is legendary and he rules the universe, nothing can stop. Shrek is a duo with donkey at together they can take over the world they are unbeatable. Doing a Shrek is being cool and legendary but no one can match to the real Shrek.

Bob is so shrek he just did a front flip

by donkeh28 June 6, 2020

Shrek

god

shrek is love shrek is life

by s0me r3ally gr8 b8 m8 June 29, 2016

Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018

SHREK

The name I yell during sex.

OH YES, YES, SHREK

by Gang gang man October 30, 2019

Shrek

Thicc

Shrek thicc

by Shreklover66 February 23, 2019

Shrek

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”

2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

by Hitler the great June 9, 2020