shoeman

God of socom, he is a leader and people follow him, people love him for his cock and wish to pound him in his ass, though he will not allow it you gay homo

That shoeman, is a person.

by shoeman March 20, 2003

snowman

A particularly jolly man, made of snow, tends to dance with small children. goes by the name "Frosty" and resemles the Michelin man, but without the massive amounts of rolls.

*small children* "hey, it's frosty! let's go dance!" *mother* " isn't that the guy that sold us our tires?"

by Alison faith May 21, 2005

Frosty the Snowman

1.)When you create a snow penis and fornicate yourself with it.

2. When you fuck a girl in the snow and bury her ugly face in it.

3. When you make a hole in the snow and fuck the hole...with ur teeny weeny.

1.Jaime: bro, last night it snowed, i couldn't believe it so i got up and had a frosty the snowman!
Wheels: NICE!!

2. Randy: Dude, how was ur date last night?

Tyrone: Aww man, did you see the blizzard outside. She thought it would be cool to get a frosty the snowman!

Randy: You sick fuck!

3. Do you like Frosty the snowman?! The cartoon? How old are you?

by Tsunami Jaime February 24, 2008

Snowmanning

When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.

I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.

by smokecloud March 16, 2017

bloody snowman

A man shoots a load on his partners face. Then procedes to punch him/her in the nose making them bleed over the snow, hence, the bloody snowman.

I broke up with Julie by giving her a bloody snowman, I don't know if she got the hint.

by Mr. James westphal November 25, 2007

shoeman

a rod master, one with pole chugging expertise and a keen sense of parachuting. A shoeman has bed gymnastic abilities comprabable only to a moccasin or a tiny.

if only shoeman were here, he'd glue my mums eyes shut. Fucking Shoeman, hes the best and not gay.

by potter the govna' October 27, 2007

snowman

anyone who suffers from EPSD (extremely pale skin disorder) and whose name starts with 'B' :)
i like turtles 98 fnorb

man, why are you such a snowman?!

by vbfhwdjbkvruiewnfweruionf 98 November 7, 2011