shit tyrone

Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.

<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone

by itsthemechanic March 2, 2011

Miss me with that gay shit

The backup technique that is used when no homo doesn't work

Person of same gender (assuming they're a guy): Grabs dick
You: No homo
Same person: Grabs harder
You: Takes out pistol, Miss me with that gay shit

by TenDayHero December 19, 2018

Shit Gills

The uncanny attribute that allows one to survive, and even flourish, while their head is permanently stuck up their supervisor's ass.

Also, a person who has such an attribute.

Mike: I swear that guy's head is shoved so far up our director's ass, I'm amazed he can still breathe.

Jeff: Easy. He has shit gills.

by BustedPretext November 26, 2010

shit mitts

Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )

Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.

Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.

Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.

by The Hankys January 8, 2013

Shit over it.

As in Shane dawsons Video its just "Shit over it" means your over everyone and every fucking thing in this world.

"Hey sis whats tea, Shit over it"
"Hey what are you doing PFFTTT shit over it."

by Mind_The_Gap June 15, 2018

A Shit Ton

An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.

Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.

by KarNac February 16, 2017

Maken-Ki Shit

'Mah-ken-kee'
When a television, or internet programme, becomes significantly more interesting, due to a sudden influx of fan service.
This is in reference to the anime Maken-Ki, which is well known within the anime and fan service appreciation community for its significant and often bizarre fan service.
Therefore when referencing a show with erratic and constant fan service, such as Maken-Ki, saying that the show is going Maken-Ki Shit will show this in the form of a fitting reference.

Hey! I was watching this show on Netflix, and it was alright, but then they started all this Maken-Ki Shit and I was like: Well damn! Now you have my undivided attention. It was awesome.

by IronBridge October 5, 2016