Shmutz

An adorable “thing”, whether animal, person, or object.

Omg! Look at this cute little shmutz

by Kayyyyyday November 28, 2021

shmuttle

To hug someone to death

"I hate my wife so much that I shmuttled her"

by anonymous January 22, 2022

Shmatsy

another name used for someone who is a pussy.

Pj Tomasasetti is such a shmatsy.

Look at that kid over there playing golf, what a shmatsy.

by birdwellington January 8, 2010

Shmuckable

an atractive male who is fuckable, normally identified with a jew-fro/jew-pro.

Emma "Oh... My... Gosh..."
Arlia "emma, why are you touching yourself inapropriately?"
Emma *dribbles* "did you see that dude in costa coffee? He was totally shmuckable!"

by koolaydria September 10, 2010

shmublic

verb-something that has no meaning

noun- the name of a hobo, who has hairy eyebrows, and likes to play the kazoo through his nose

Verb: There is no word to describe this feeling, its like so shmublic.

Noun: Yo, that shmublic is scary the heck out of me, and he smells bad too. And what on EARTH is up with that kazoo?

by dudewtf145 November 10, 2010

Shmotherfuck

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010

shmuckaroon

A distasteful member of society that has the unusual urge to shove macaroons up his asshole and eat them after they are eject ejected by the sphincter out of the asshole.

I was friends with this guy until I found out he had been a shmuckaroon since we were twelve and I didn't even know until I bought him a box of macaroons

by Injectingmarijuanas April 5, 2016