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Shitkickers waltz

The act of sort of ‘shuffling along’ instead of walking properly. Almost as if your shoes are a bit too big for you . Thus resembling someone slightly tamely advancing a relatively solid turd along the sidewalk with their foot or feet . We’ve all seen such half arsed gaits being displayed , mostly by junkies , pissed-up fuckwitts or indeed those individuals that may have in fact , shat in their own clothes .

Dancing the shitkickers waltz
See that lowlife piece of excrement over there , trying to make his way to Lidl , and dancing the shitkickers waltz ?
by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023
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Shitdick

When a woman shits on your meaty cock when fuckin her in da ass
Mark: oh baby you shitdick
Baby: oh shitdick I'm sorrry
by BigDBilly March 28, 2023
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shitkicker

A blue collar contractor. A badass. An industrial cowboy. Once described as people of low status for doing dirty jobs when they used to pay low wages, it's since had a renaissance to describe someone who works in high paying industrial jobs that don't give a fuck and can rig anything together to get the job done. A person who isn't afraid to kick the "shit".
I'm a shitkicker industrial cowboy brother, my mind is free of worries because I'm bout to whip this thang around and get paid
by zlannik May 14, 2023
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shitlicker

An apologist for and advocate of extremely lenient treatment of criminals, homeless drug addicts, and others who contribute nothing of value to society but actively make it worse
Since the shitlickers on the city council passed a law decriminalizing shoplifting, losses due to theft have increased 70%.
by b__b August 13, 2023
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shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you
he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck
by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023
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Shitkickers

Shitkickers are the daily driver of your boot collection. Usually when you wear them you do not care what happens to them.
(I’ll stick these here shitkickers so far up your ass…)
by Uncle Roo December 30, 2023
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smitwick

it’s the name of a elf from christmas chronicles
*in a room with overpowered perfume* “it smells like smitwick in here”
by smitwick January 1, 2024
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