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SHIT

PRE face to TGIF... Sure Happy It's Thursday
Dude it Shit today!

What? SHIT

Yeah one day closer till TGIF.
by Positive_Thinker October 6, 2016
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Shit

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by Uhhpffb May 7, 2020
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the shit

not just shit, but THE shit. saying just shit is something low class. but saying THE shit means its over the top cool.
person one: mah car is the shit.

person two: your car is just shit. its a ford escort, mon.
by T. Lex June 16, 2005
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shit

i need shit
by 69UWUMASTER69 September 30, 2021
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Shit

1. The universally recognized "S word"

2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion

3. N. a really stupid person

4. V. To defecate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion

6. Int. Expresses disgust

7. Int. Expresses complete suprise and joy

8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent

1. Your name is shit in this town.
2. What in the shit?

3. You stupid shit!

4. I sugest we go shit in your mothers bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name mittens!

5. This shitty guy was such a weird shit. That dumb shit asked me if I was insane.

6. Aw, SHIT!!

7. Holy shit! You guys rock!

8. Just fucking jump before I kick you in the balls and make you shit your pants, you stupid shit!

9. Don't be such a pussy! You're always scared shitless!
10. Shitless and witless is what I'm gonna call you!

Man steps on rake in backyard, the stick part flies up and knocks out his tooth. Man exclaimes:

"Shit! Who left this shit in the backyard? Look at what this shit did to my face! You stupid shits, put shit away next time!"
Roommate looks out and says:
"What the shit? And, you say we're shitty? You're always getting into some shit and blaming us for your shitshow! I'm serious, it's always a shitload of some shit with you! ....Yes! Remember ?like the last time you got shitfaced drunk and we had to explain to you the next morning that you shitted your pants!"
Shit shitty shitload shitload shitshow shitted shitfaced
by Str8upinurface July 7, 2017
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Shit

1. Remains of what you have eaten for dinner.
2. A more harsh word for poop
3. Something that is horribly written/played.
1. Jimmy has to go into the bathroom all the sudden because he has to take a big shit.
2.The myspace band, Dawn The Abyss plays like shit for being an epic metal band.
by assholecritic February 21, 2010
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the shits

Brownish-red juice that shoots from the anal sphincter. Caused by Montezuma's Revenge, or other health issues.
The shits, Pissing out of my asshole.
by Chris Richardson August 20, 2007
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