kabuki shitfaced

drunker than drunk. your so drunk that that you dont know if you are a man or a woman.

I went drinking with George and got him so kabuki shitfaced he was hitting on everything that was walking.

by NVuss August 15, 2008

shitfacedly

a state of drunkness which usually makes an excuse for doing something.

-I'm bummed.
-why?
-i shitfacedly made out with that nasty slag last night.
-bummer.

by Tyler Bray February 20, 2008

Shitfaced Monster

The alter-ego of the Cookie Monster, or Charlie Sheen after partying and drinking for a straight week.

He is the Shitfaced Monster, cause he just partied for entire week straight!

by dddd1111 June 14, 2011

Shitapottomus

When something is so messed up or when someone is so messed up you don't know how to explain them or it thats when you use this word.

john:dude i just lost my house my job my kids and wife where killed and i only have 5 months left to live.

kenny:Man thats shitapottomus.

Michael: your gamma is just so mean i don't know what to call here.

Heaven: yeah i know she's such a shitapottomus

by Bmn_92_nor January 6, 2012

shitapony

When you have a stomachache so bad that it feels like you're going to shit out a pony.

Jake had some bad shitapony yesterday
Yeah, he almost shat one, didn't he?

by UnarousedNipples February 20, 2013

shitfacing

posting on Facebook while drunk

I spent most of my night shitfacing.

by ringlord willie May 18, 2014

Shitface

A person who has shit on his/her face or a giant douche.

Fucking Frank, I hate Frank. He is such a shitface.

by Fredo Corleone May 26, 2014