shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

by Elubart May 1, 2006

Shifty

God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!


See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler

1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!

2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.

by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004

sefty

Stealing rights; Going behind someone's back; Not holding up to your end of the deal, could be Indian giving; involving guilt.

In reaction to stealing shotgun seat in the car:
Wow, Ted, that was sefty af!

by Praise Jebus February 1, 2018

*shifty eyes*

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche
used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*
me: err... yes... ew, you're done...
smitty: hahaha, ew

by mtc28 April 13, 2004

shafty

(adj) rickety, poorly constructed, sketchy

Why is there a mark on your head

uh there was a nail on the stairway wall and i hit my head

hahaha

I wasn't drunk those stairs are shafty.

ahah right.

by lucy May 8, 2005

shetty shits

Curry induced diarrhea. Previously known as Delhi Belly this word emerged from the Celebrity Big Brother racist bullying row of 2007. Bollywood actress Shilpa Shetty, who went on to win the contest, undercooked some chicken resulting in her fellow housemates complaints about it's effects on there digestive systems.

Danielle LLoyd - "That chicken's given me the shetty shits."

by Andrew O Brien February 5, 2007