Rarted Sharted

When you think you’re about to fart but make a very unnatural shit in your pants that smells stupidly bad.

“Oh no I just rarted sharted in pants”!

by RICHI3333 March 13, 2019

sasted

to taste salty or to be too salty for ones appetite

eg this quorn tastes a bit sastey, dont put too much salt in the food or it will be sasted

by simon athersmith June 9, 2005

shafted

taking a rather large erect male member in the vagina

I was with 'Big James' on friday night and he shafted me rotten.

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

Shafted

To get impaled or stabbed through, like shiskabob

Damn, that foo' got shafted!!

by Tak0 February 18, 2003

Shasterbait

to masterbait in the shower

as i washed my hair i shasterbaited

by FangedLamb October 22, 2009

Sharted

The word 'Sharted' is originated by the human being named 'Reuben'. The meaning of 'Sharted' is a term used to say that 'Reuben and Kiara have sharted themselves during the last 30 seconds of there time with you.

Reuben - Hey whats that smell??
Kiara - oh! i just sharted myself, whoops sorry tehehe

by Kimmy Head ;)) September 14, 2020

swasted

1. The state in which you are sweet, sick, and wasted all at once.

Kyle was so swasted last night.

by Kyle's Mom April 26, 2006