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Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.
Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."
by Acexzy September 23, 2020
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settledated

Settled and probably sedated. When a normally agitated and annoying person is quiet and pleasant thanks to a large amount of drugs.
The patient returned to the ward pleasantly settledated, requested toast and then slept for three hours.
by 1001001001001 July 29, 2013
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Setter

Setter is a hand written sexual letter written to someone to express your sexual desire for them. For example death row lovers/wives will write sexual letters to their men/woman to show their sexual attraction because they don't have the ability to make love to or regularly sext their lover.
"Baby this setter will make you wetter, imagine my hands around your throat"
by PRISONERLOVER January 31, 2017
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Settle it in smash!

A phrase used in TV spots of sm4sh. If there are people angry, you say this phrase and they start to fighting.
A:HEY, THATS MINE!
B:NO, IT'S MINE!
You: Settle it in smash!
*A and B start fighting*
by 05v4 April 1, 2017
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Sattler

Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.
1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!

2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."
by MemoryCard April 6, 2017
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Sattlering

What amateur DJs do.
"that DJ was sattlering the stupid playlist"
"everyone can set up a spotify account and be a DJ now, such a Sattler"
by MemoryCard April 13, 2017
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setzler

A very important electrical contractor, he approves or denies the work on internet cable
Did you speak with Setzler?
by Balgros November 29, 2017
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