snarkle dorf

A woman over the age of 25 who sniffs the banana seats of little boys bikes. See snorkel dorf.

"Carl, keep the bike in the garage. Your little friends mother is a snarkle dorf."

by Furyfreeze2005 November 15, 2016

SnarkASSist

A person who is rude, conceited and overall an asshole

That asshole is a SnarkASSist. Snark rude narcissist

by Zephyrfurman February 28, 2018

spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 13, 2010

shnark

an expression used mainly in frustration or annoyance. Can also be used after saying/doing something dumb, or when someone else says/does something dumb

ex1- i left my project in 2nd period...shnark!
ex2- i got an F? ahh shnark.
ex3- you locked your keys in your car? shnark, you're such a tard.

by Candy St. James October 25, 2004

snarky

words that are intended to both impress and belittle someone at the same time; haughty

Hipsters relish the use of snarky commentary to appear more cerebral than pedestrian, main-stream types.

by firedancer22 August 3, 2005

SNARKY

Snide, nasty, arrogant, rude, condescending,yuppie

Don't get snarky with me, Mary.

by Eye Spam March 27, 2008

snarklepuss

another name for parseltongue

What's that language Harry Potter speaks? Snarklepuss?

by Lizzie T March 5, 2008