Selfie Sanchez

When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.

Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.

Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.

Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.

Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.

by Dhuff420 December 2, 2018

Selfie-steem

A mental condition in which one stares at their selfie too long, causing them to have low self esteem.

"The longer I look at my selfies, the uglier I get."
"That's exactly how I feel. I have extremely low selfie-steem."

by Gib$ter March 14, 2014

candid selfie

A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.

Nice candid selfie profile pic!

by csh425 May 13, 2014

Butthole Selfie

The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.

I wanted to see if this chick was {d.t.f.} so I asked her to send me a butthole selfie.

by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015

Selfie Queen

A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies

Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen

by That guy joe November 5, 2012

selfie steam

The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.

It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

a man's selfie

A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.

Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021