When your significant other is wise to your chocolate mustache moves and you have to stick a finger in your own ass then give her a mustache. Just to keep the element of surprise.
Guy: yeah so my lady knows when I am about to give her a dirty sanchez.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
Buddy: well man once or twice is fine but 80 or 90 times is too many. She’s going to know it’s coming.
Guy: well I figured out a way around it I stuck a finger in my own ass then got her with it. And she didn’t even see it coming. I call it the selfie Sanchez.
Buddy: I love the way you guys keep the relationship fresh in the bedroom.
by Dhuff420 December 2, 2018
Get the Selfie Sanchezmug. 1) The act of taking a picture of yourself and trying to make it look like someone else has photographed you in a candid, natural, un-posed moment.
2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi
2) Capturing yourself in a moment and making it look like someone other than yourself found your pose so interesting it had to be captured in a photograph.
3) Being your own paparazzi
by Aspasia April 25, 2014
Get the lookaway selfiemug. Taking a selfie pic with a friend, or famous person, except the other person isn't there but only on the television in the background.
Mitchell took a tele-selfie with Rafael Nadal. Too bad Nadal was only on the television in the background.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
A big deal among Illinois College grads.
by speedster February 21, 2014
Get the tele-selfiemug. A selfie (photograph taken of oneself) made to look like it was taken while the subject had no idea they were being photographed.
by csh425 May 13, 2014
Get the candid selfiemug. The act in which a woman bends over, spreads their butt cheeks with one hand, and uses the other free arm to reach behind and photograph their anal sphincter in order to send it to another individual on an internet dating site.
by Butthole Selfie January 29, 2015
Get the Butthole Selfiemug. by That guy joe November 5, 2012
Get the Selfie Queenmug. A selfie that obviously was taken by someone who does not take selfies regularly (e.g. angle off; face half in the picture; too low, too high etc.) The kind of selfie that a man might take.
Rob, not at all a vain person, took the worst selfie I have ever seen! It was a man's selfie personified!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021
Get the a man's selfiemug.