A specific and rare gooning activity that consists of gooning to the point that any onlookers would immediately assume that the goonmaxxer is having a seizure. It can only be classified as a Taiwanese seizure goon if the gooner in question is possibly at risk of having an ambulance called for them.
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
If the gooner is alone and no one could see them and think they are seizing, it is not a Taiwanese seizure goon. It is just a regular seizure goon. A Taiwanese seizure goon is specific to the risk of onlookers catching you seizing and calling and ambulance
If done properly you will be carried into an ambulance while gooning and you can goon to the hot nurses
Mainly popular in Taiwan and rumoured to be invented there
Does not have to be performed in Taiwan
Yo munt-man, I hit the craziest Taiwanese seizure goon at the airport today and I gooned all the way to the hospital and gooned for my whole 1 night stay
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Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
Likely originated from the musical In Trousers by William Finn.
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So when they’re doing it, they gotta just scissor you basically or they’ll fall out. Gotta seizure to please her?
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Get the Seizure to please her mug.Something the early-model PS3s get when there's too much going on in a game at once. (i.e. too many explosions) Beleived to be a graphics card or RAM problem.
This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.
This phenomenon causes the PS3 to freeze up, usually while you're building up an epic kill streak and getting tons of points in BFBC2. This freeze-up is indicated by the HDD access light no longer flashing.
Player: Yo what happened? You were dropping those bitches like flies just a minute ago and then you went offline.
Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.
Friend: Meh, my PS3 had a Pwnage Seizure and needed to be restarted.
by BFBC2 Anti-Medic October 5, 2010
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seizure will become the action to take one property.
seizure will become the action to take one property.
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