When you're surfing on inappropriate sites on the web, and automatically you turn on Security- Quick Exit. In any case somebody comes into the room you quickly shut the web page, avoiding sight.
(Mom comes into the room, and Billy watching porn)
(quickly exits the website)
- Dinner's almost ready Billy!
- Uhmm.. Ah, uhm, ok mom I'll be right there!
*Thinking (Phewww.. Thanks Gosh I was on Security- Quick Exit mode!)
(quickly exits the website)
- Dinner's almost ready Billy!
- Uhmm.. Ah, uhm, ok mom I'll be right there!
*Thinking (Phewww.. Thanks Gosh I was on Security- Quick Exit mode!)
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The DHS budget's largest line items are:
*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;
*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;
*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;
*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;
*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.
(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The DHS budget's largest line items are:
*the Customs and Border Protection (CBP)-20%;
*the Federal Emergency Management Administration (FEMA)-19%;
*the Coast Guard (USCG; formerly part of the Department of Transportation {DOT})-18%;
*the Transportation Security Administration (TSA)-12%;
*Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE)-10%;
*Citizenship and Immigration Services (CIS)-5%.
(Percentages are of the FY 2011 DHS Budget--$57 billion
The Department of Homeland Security was created to bring most federally-controlled law enforcement bodies into one single, union-free, whistle-blower-free, department. Riders to the Homeland Security Act cost taxpayers billions in useless programs.
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Serenity is based about 500 years in the future, where the government totally takes over human kind and where the human kind exists in multiple solar systems. It focuses in on Serenity, a spaceship where Mal, Inara, Wash, Zoe, Kaylee, Jayne, and Book live as they try to avoid the Alliance. They pick up two people: River, who was experimented on and tortured into insanity by the Alliance, and Simon, her brother who rescued her. They are both wanted fugitives and must avoid the Alliance at all costs, even if that puts Serenity's crew in danger.
Serenity is based about 500 years in the future, where the government totally takes over human kind and where the human kind exists in multiple solar systems. It focuses in on Serenity, a spaceship where Mal, Inara, Wash, Zoe, Kaylee, Jayne, and Book live as they try to avoid the Alliance. They pick up two people: River, who was experimented on and tortured into insanity by the Alliance, and Simon, her brother who rescued her. They are both wanted fugitives and must avoid the Alliance at all costs, even if that puts Serenity's crew in danger.
Serenity quotes:
Wash: This landing is going to get very, very interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh God, oh God we're all gonna to die?
Mal: How about you, darling, ready to go?
River: There's no pattern to the pebbles here… It's all completely random. I tried to count them but you drove too fast. Hummingbird.
(silence)
Mal: Right, let's go.
(While being attacked)
Simon: My one regret in all of this is never being with you.
Kaylee: With me? You mean to say, as in... sex?
Simon: I mean to say—
(Kaylee cocks her gun.)
Kaylee: Hell with this. I'm gonna live!
Mal: Do you want to be in charge of this ship?!
Jayne: Yeah!
Mal: Well... you can't...
Wash: This landing is going to get very, very interesting.
Mal: Define interesting.
Wash: Oh God, oh God we're all gonna to die?
Mal: How about you, darling, ready to go?
River: There's no pattern to the pebbles here… It's all completely random. I tried to count them but you drove too fast. Hummingbird.
(silence)
Mal: Right, let's go.
(While being attacked)
Simon: My one regret in all of this is never being with you.
Kaylee: With me? You mean to say, as in... sex?
Simon: I mean to say—
(Kaylee cocks her gun.)
Kaylee: Hell with this. I'm gonna live!
Mal: Do you want to be in charge of this ship?!
Jayne: Yeah!
Mal: Well... you can't...
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Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
Providing for the security of elderly bros by paying your payroll taxes faithfully and voting Democrat to support Social Security. We are our Bro's and sisters' keepers.
After that guy swung at me, I was glad I had my Brocial Security.
Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.
This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
Hey, I hooked up with that girl from the bar last night, the Brocial Security you gave me finally got her away from her friends.
This girl wants me to buy her a drink, but I am out of cash, can you give me some Brocial Security so I can get her something?
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