Scotland Christian Academy

To learn absolutely nothing and be able to smoke and vape with out punishment.

Person 1. “ yo you think we’ll get caught at Scotland Christian academy skipping class and getting high”

Person 2. “ ha ha ha never”

by The plug of course September 8, 2021

Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds

The friends of Rexasaurus of Scotland

Hey look its Rexasaurus of Scotland’s Frineds.

by Rexasaurus of Scotland January 3, 2022

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland

Talks pish, mixes her alcohol with alcohol in the same glass, clatty wee bitch, borderline midget, but overall a nice wee lassy

Cheryl Queen Of Scotland, she's a clatty we midget...

by Barcode69... May 23, 2023

scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.

johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."

by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023

Police Scotland

A Scottish version of the police force in the northern half of the United Kingdom. They are much more lenient that other police forces as they usually do the devil's lettuce themselves. They also cruise around thinking theh are hard when they would get sparked anyday in the area known as 'Torry'

Martin: "Shan heres some weed bro x"
Police Scotland: "Thanks bro. give me a Fat Deal of you are going to the slammer lol xx"
Martin: "Shan okay. anything for my bro x"

by SlipperySandison March 7, 2018

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Scotland

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees

Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.

by leo123456 January 30, 2024