Schneider

Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.

Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.

Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.

Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.

by Prof.Broker105 December 9, 2008

Schneider

Whilst masterbating, you rub the tip of your penis using your thumb in successive motion.

Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha

by El1Porter August 7, 2014

schwaiger

abnormal erection

dude she gave me a schwaiger !

by bobbi yurld December 8, 2010

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

Schweigert

A term used by teenagers to define how someone looks or as a sexual term, can also be used as ass, hole, asshole or blowjob.

Boy1: Sami have me a Schweigert yesterday
Boy2: Oh yea? Your sister gave me a Schweigert this morning!

by Awsomesaucebbq123 June 13, 2011

schneider

usually found on the streets of Compton and around the commons of Hemet High. A nigger who don't know shit. A fire-crotch with syphilis and a saggy ass vagina.

"Hey Schneider Get Yo' Crusty Coochie Likin Ass over here you lyin' cheatin' husband dick suckin mother fucker!"

by Bonquisha Jones January 11, 2009

Schneider

Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.

John is reaching for his phone. Joe sneaks behind John and while shoving his hand into John's armpit shouts "schneider".

by CaveBro December 15, 2012