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schpingong

the best and most versatile word ever. can be used to name anything and describe anything.
Person 1: schpingong
Person 2: fr.
by aisle1one November 9, 2023
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Schlinglebob

Engaging in schlingbobbing.
King: Don't you dare schlinglebob at me ! You don't deserve my nut !

Blacksh: eUGhhggHHH >.< !!
by goat23.4 November 14, 2023
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Schlinglemaxxing

The process of improving the ability to communicate in the sacred language of schlinglebob, hence, schlinglemaxxing.
Blacksh: A day not schlinglemaxxing is a day wasted.

Receptionist: Sir, this is a morgue..
by goat23.4 November 14, 2023
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Schwing

The feeling after an extremely successful session, such as a workout. Schwing comes only once in a while, it’s rare, and elusive.
Oh my god, it was such an amazing workout, I had the schwing”

“Danny, you ran for two minutes, what schwing?”
by Yanalt February 24, 2024
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schmingus

A portmanteau of the words "schmuck" and "dingus."
Look at these schminguses over here!
by DHNathan June 5, 2024
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Schlinger

A male who doesn't control the location of his ejaculate after orgasm
That guy is such a schlinger he comes back to work after lunch with sperm of his shirt and pants
by cmoreride July 1, 2024
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Schmingit

1. A person with very schmingity interests, such as Tally Hall, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Gravity Falls, etc. They may also enjoy average things in a schmingity way.

2. A person who obsesses over schmingity characters or people romantically or platonically (ex. Reigan from Mob Psycho, Scout from TF2, Rob Cantor from Tally Hall).

3. Someone who dresses, acts like, and is a schmingit. (up to interpretation)
1. "ok and THEN in episode 3 season 1 of sam and max they go on this talk show and max is like "yea i beat some guy up amd sam said i crack him up i crack sam up!" arent they so cute i love sam and max"

"ur such a schmingit :)"

2. "oh my god my WIFE i love my POOKIE SHES so PRETTY"
"that's ford from gravity falls"
"point being"
"schmingit"

3. "did you say... announcement? i've come to make an announcement. shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS HEDGEHOG FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY WIFE AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this🫸 🫷big" AND I SAID "that's disgusting" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER.COM- "SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG: YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK, ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALLNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE! booommmmmm THATS RIGHT BABY!? ALL POINTS. NO QUILLS. NO PILLOWS. THATS RIGHT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG!" HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!!!!! EXCCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS UNTIL THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH. NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
"ok schmingit"
by linkus b January 18, 2025
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