scruffus

noun. An unkempt, thin, matted, or straggly beard on a young man, resulting from deferred grooming, oversleeping, or an overzealous attempt to grow a beard during the early post-pubertal stage of sexual maturity.

"Got quite a scruffus goin' there, don't ya?" (Jeeringly said to a boy whose voice has just changed, by an older male)

by Contrablue April 30, 2009

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Schnufflegloggen

a universal filler for any outburst of frustration

Mr. Carlile stubs his toe and immediately yells, "Schnufflegloggen!".

by Fleaman93 December 14, 2010

Schnuffing

A combination of kissing, nuzzling and sniffing all at the same time.
Usually done to cute fluffy animals.

Derived from the German word "schnuffi" which translates as "fluffy"

I really want to schnuff that panda's fluffy tummy.
That kitty is so schnuffy, look at his adorable face.
Every day I give my fat bunny a good schnuffing.

by Hannarr January 4, 2011

Schurftkut

It's the dutch word for serious vaginal conditions such as blue-waffles.

Mathilde has a schurftkut, she should go see a doctor, or she could die.

by meut March 2, 2011

Scruffaluffagus

When a man is really scruffy to the point where he really needs to shave his face

Jon looked like a scruffaluffagus today; his beard was getting scratchy and unruly.

by D.J. D May 24, 2011

Schufted

When you completely dominate someone in basketball.

HAg! Get schufted on!

by Theschufter July 31, 2016