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Schrödinger's Millionaire

A person with a collection of old mega-lottery tickets that have not been checked to see whether any winnings are associated with the numbers.

Alludes to the "Schrödinger's Cat" thought experiment.
I've got a 2" stack of old Megamillions tickets on my dresser: at this point, I'm just playing Schrödinger's Millionaire.
by ferricoxide May 8, 2010
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Schrodinger's Pokémon

A Pokémon that when caught, Pokémon Go crashes. Leaving the Pokémon to be both caught and uncaught
Pokémon Go Player: I almost caught an Onyx but turns out it was Schrodinger's Pokémon
by g1GGl3z July 22, 2016
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Schrodinger's canon

A new phenomena in Terrible writing, of which is akin to the paradox of Schrodinger's cat. The circumstances for Schrodinger's canon are the following:

An author will make a statement (presumably on their twitter) about their franchise, regarding a character, setting, event or an item that overwrites their previous statements in canon (of which wouldn't be a problem, if it weren't for the fact their franchise had technically ended, with the only new instalments being lore expansions and/or a retcon). These statements are presumably for internet Woke Points.

There are 2 known tiers of Schrodinger's canon so far, these being:
(Tier I) In which a new expansion on lore will soon be released, and the author suddenly has the opportunity to confirm their statement as canon, but chooses not to.

(Tier II) In which the statement can never be regarded as truly canon, due to either the newest instalment taking place before the statement's specimen exists, or that the newest instalment can be considered as not canon at all.
"It's sad to see Harry Potter become a victim of Schrodinger's canon..."
by MagicAcid December 26, 2019
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Schrodinger’s Dipshit

Someone who says something questionable, yet incredibly stupid, but defensively declares that they are joking if anything one calls them out for it.
“My car gets 45 miles per gallon because of its upgraded radiator “
“Uhhhh.. the radiator has nothing to do with the miles per gallon you idiot “
“ uhhhh hahaha, I was obviously joking... you’re the idiot”
“Well it looks like we got a case of Schrodinger’s dipshit”
by Crackerbarrel15 March 25, 2020
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Schrödinger's Astley

A disguised link which is neither a Rick Roll or an ordinary link. The link has a 50% chance of being an ordinary link and a 50% chance of being a Rick Roll, so it is both. At least until someone clicks it.
Redditor 1: Oh crap, a link! If I click it, it might be a Rick Roll!
Redditor 2: Don't click it! It shall remain a Schrödinger's Astley.
Redditor 3: Awe man, I clicked it. At least I like this song...
by Zinaal_Kriid July 1, 2020
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Schrodinger’s beard

When someone has a sizable amount of facial hair, but it still cannot be considered a beard. Usually common in high school boys and reddit moderators.
Person 1: I cant tell if that guy has a beard or not
Person 2: Yeah. He’s got a Schrodinger’s beard
by TotallyDinosaur October 3, 2023
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Shrödingers Dictator

The current position of North Korean Dictator, Kim Jong Un. He is simultaneously dead and alive.
Jerry: "How do you think Kim Jong Un's doing?"
Adam: "It looks like Shrödingers Dictator."
by CharacterLimit April 29, 2020
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