joe savel

Joe Savel is a common type of Fungal infection found in the crotch region.

I have Joe Savel after my night with that ladyboy.

by Neon Genocide Evangelion January 19, 2018

Savelli Day

May 31 is unofficially known a as “Savelli day”

Savelli refers to the name of a well known rapper/artist named Jay Savelli in the US state of Arizona

You hear about Savelli day? Shits fire asf

by DCoronaDude May 15, 2021

Dante savellano

Cool as dude he chill but can be weird at times. Like this one time he asked for me to his on his face (I’m a dude)

I was like “holy guacamole. No thank you”

You want to do the Dante savellano

by Frosteliteskinbundle#5482 March 24, 2024

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

Satellite Delay

The time it takes for a thought to register in the brain. especially after someone tells a joke, and it takes the other person a moment before they get it. This delay is known to be longer in blondes.

Bob told a joke, and Sally just stared at him for a moment with a blank expression. Then suddenly she started laughing hilariously. "Sorry, just a little satellite delay."

by Max420 April 19, 2011

Satellite Friend

Someone you have in your Facebook friends list not because you like them so much but because at one point in your life you met them and they live somewhere else completely and you never know when they might come in handy.

Jim: "Hey I was thinking of going to Europe this summer."
Jack: "Oh I have some satellite friends there you can get in touch with!"

by Anonymous Model January 7, 2012