A male that chronically masturbates to internet porn. Typically unemployed, lives with parents and can't otherwise function without his dick in his hand.
Carl's a weasel slapper. He doesn't work, lives at home with mommy and faps all day to like 10 different porn site accounts.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017
Get the Weasel Slapper mug.An insult toward someone meaning they slap vaginas. (Not in a nice or kinky slap either. Just a mean harsh kinda "Fuck you" slap.)
by Fatdog700 March 2, 2018
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"Hey Harry, it's Johnny. Do you fancy coming round mine a Steve's for a spot of supper this evening?"
(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"
(Harry) "Is it a sausage supper?"
(Johnny) "Of course, it goes without saying!"
(Harry) "I'm on my way"
by Jonny and Steve August 9, 2018
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Get the Coochie Slapper mug.Where the girl is a right dirty slapper and the bloke is a hoity-toity Doctor and when she goes down on him, she first sucks back a huge lug of Coke off his Cock.
by Dik Dik Dik Dik Dik June 22, 2019
Get the Posh Supper mug.That thing where you take a box of wine, remove the bag from inside, and hang it from a tree. The people then drink from the spout while slapping the bag.
Hey bro! Need any help hanging that portable slapper? I’m thirsty for some Cabernet and this tree looks perfect!
by Phizgig April 20, 2020
Get the Portable slapper mug.The act of slapping Woman's genital region or vagina. Can also be a form of masturbation. Normally is used in reference to a whore or slut who is pleasured a lot by this form of masturbation.
by Anonymous Gunman January 2, 2010
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