Usman Saeed

Usman Saeed is a smelly G.O.A.T

Anthony: " Errr that smells of usman saeed"

Me: "So I'm the goat?!?"

by TRUPO June 22, 2023

Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

Smeed

The words "same", "mood", and "me" grouped together into a single word.

Friend 1: I cannot human correctly today
Friend 2: Oh that's a smeed

by jayiskindaawkward April 29, 2019

Saeed

Saeed is beautyfull guy en makes girls smile en fix them in 1 second. He is very smart en would be rich. Dont underestimed the power of Saeed just onlu watch out!

Saeed every girl like you can i like you 2 because you have really good hart!

by The golden Saeed with chicks October 22, 2019

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

Saeed

A really dope sick nigga that is better then Ronaldo and will kill you with his shot from outside the box. Siiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Saeed is better then messi

by anonymous May 21, 2021

Sameer

People who lose there nose in a accident then just go around sticking there dick in pipes. Their most commonly see fucking a engine or harpreet

Man you such a sameer

Yooo man shut upppp mannnn yooooooooo

by Stopairballing November 5, 2020