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Sage

1. Boobs on legs

2. Super slut

3. A risk for all small animals that come too close to her boobage.

4. Grand Canyon Chest

5. Extremely vapid

6. Doesn't like her own gender

7. Is not afraid to strip in the classroom

8. Has many vicious curling irons.

9. Sweater Meat

10. Size H (Help she's fallen and she can't get up)
I can't buy that slutty dress, I don't want to look like a Sage!
by dick the furry penis April 16, 2009
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Sage

a large massive blemish, boil or pimple; found on the top of one's nose.
"holy crap, i got the biggest sage on my nose, and prom is tomorrow!"
by letsgetcrunk October 26, 2008
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Sage

A person who is constantly disapponting you and letting you down. Sage lies and tells horrible rumors behind your back and is never nice to you or your friends unless it is for a few seconds. Sage is not a good friend and even if she trys will never become one.
That girl over there is so rude and lies all the time!
Oh she is so Sage!
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saged

Ha ha ha I am totally saged. Everything is ha ha funny ha ha to me.
by Salvinator August 3, 2007
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Sage

Originating from the slang 'safe' and used in the same context.
A: "Can I borrow your coat?"

B: "Yeah"

A: "Sage."
by /\l October 16, 2008
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Sage

A card-game played by travellers from the midlands, UK. Was invented by a Mr C Johnson and L.Ashenden in early 2003.
Fancy a game o' sage?
by ChrisJ October 16, 2003
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Sage

A dark skinned wiseman that likes the smell of ass.
Man 1.Devontee is a real sage.
Man 2.what do you mean by that?
Man 1.well, you know he seams really smart and all but I saw him pick his ass then smell his finger.
by chilee September 25, 2011
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