Shrek

The god of the shrekian religion also the giant lime of swamps

I belong to Shrek! HE IS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR. HAIL THE MIGHTLY LIME

by Jazzycat4005 October 22, 2018

shrek

shrek be me baby bae. he loves me and i love him. we are emo together. he left fiona for me and now we have babies

i love my husband shrek

by shrekmaster97 December 14, 2019

Shrek

I've started using Shrek as a unit of time, where 1 shrek = 1hr35min (The length of the movie)

Examples :
"See you in a shrek !" (1h35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away !" (1 month)

by ThingsIdRatherNotSay February 23, 2018

Shrek

A god sent from the gods. The holiest god there is. Looks like an ogre and smells like onions. Is here to save our souls from farquaad and to take us to far far away once we die. If you don’t obey his blinding greeness, you will be punished forever with farquaad.

-Hey I just got back from church, my family worships Shrek.
- who is Shrek?
-an ogre god who smells like onions he will save me.

by Shrekmoanalover November 9, 2017

Shrek

An all powerful being,
He can ogre anyone by just thinking so
Can end Farquad like he can end the universe, easily.
You can smell his savoury onion smell from miles away, his essence fills the air.
National bird of America.
Plays the saxaphone really well.

Person one: is that a bird?
Person two: is that a plane?
Person three: no its flying shrek

by XXXX____Coconut_____XXXXX October 18, 2020

Shrek

A master piece and if you call it otherwise you are probably a living stone cus that oger is a masterpiece

Guy 1:shrek is a master piece
Guy 2:no it sucks
Guy 1:*loads glock*10 seconds to run

by Memerboiiiiiiii April 28, 2021

Shrek

The lord of communism, the greatest living in the universe and everyone simps for him. No one can compare to his greatness. He is running for president and his vice president will be phill swift. Shrek is god, shrek is life, SHREK IS SHREK.

All hale shrek!

by BIG POGGERS DUDE November 11, 2020