Ripening The Rooster

The act of masturbating before you have the ability too jizz.

Jimmy told me to get the cum out, but I told him I was still Ripening The Rooster.

by muhk33 October 23, 2011

Roost

To throw dirt on people after you pass them on your dirt bike or any motor vehicle

My klx140 just roosted on chase bowen while he was eating fried krispy kremes

by Mult January 21, 2015

roostered

To reach one of the highest states of intoxication. It is beyond being wasted.

"What the hell happened last night? Everyone was so roostered no one remembers a thing"

"I'm gettin ROOSTERED!"

by Browndoza April 6, 2008

roasted

when you getblazedon or talked about badly

yo hair so nappy it looks like taco meat

by mbee October 1, 2004

rooster jaws

a protruding vagina in a very tight par of jeans,shorts or swim suit (another varity of camel toe)

Dude!, Did you see the Rooster Jaws on that Hottie?
Ya man,what a pair of Jaws

by fruityassbastard November 23, 2009

Roosterlings

Rooster babies

I asked for Roosterlings...this is a chicken...

by Bumblebearest March 18, 2011

Rooster Sauce

Slang for the hot sauce Sriracha, known for its picture of a rooster on the bottle.

Pass me some of that rooster sauce, I'm going to put some on my hamburger.

by 156298 July 27, 2014