rolfing

Growing Rolf Harris like hair, beard and sideburns. Playing strange instruments and partaking in Felching.

I was rolfing around at the weekend.

by PO April 27, 2006

ROEFL

A sad laugh, often used when attempting not to laugh at a sad situation. Also used after a (male) friend is injured.

A combination of woeful and ROFL

“did u just get ganked again?”
“yah :(”
“ROEFL”

"Did you see that midget get punted? roefl"

While watching your friend rack himself attempting to do a skateboarding trick:
"d00d, that was awesome, too bad you will never be able to reproduce. roefl"

by Wocribe January 6, 2008

rolf

Roll On Laughing Floor.

(Person 1) HAHAHAH! ROLF!
(Person 2) You mean ROFL?
(Person 1) No, ROLF. Roll On Laughing Floor, duh.
(Person 2) ...

by kifykif October 25, 2010

rolfing

Massage involving deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal and external massage developed by Ida Rolf called "structural integration," based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after my rolfing session yesterday.

by SalRos May 2, 2020

Rolf Harris

Sexy Australian chap.
sings some corking songs.
can make a tune out of anything.
animals are his life
hes a pure legend!

"Hi, Im Rolf Harris and im bloody ace obvv"

by rachulll February 7, 2008

Relf

The act of putting anything in your mouth while in the bathroom.

Damn, my throat hurt, i must be getting sick from Relf last night.

by ugg11 July 26, 2011

Rolf

A word originating from stoke on trent. Can be used in an outburst of annoyance or sheer discust and shock.

I slept with ...... last night ---- ROLF

Look at what shes wearing ---- ROLF

by Adamcwl September 27, 2009