Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A 5’5, short bitch, who prefers to stalk rather than confront his bitches. His pathetic muscles complement his obsessive jim grind in the same way that Dennis’ dick displays his lack of testosterone. Tends to talk frequently about tearing up that albussy.

Person #1: Bro is being such a Robert right now, creeping up on girls and fapping to their vsco’s
Person #2: Factual information.

by Bigcatsmack123 June 26, 2022

Robert

A boy who all the ladies like but the real question is what is there to like? He has a VERY CIKNO KAR AND HE IS ZARALO AND JUNGALO
ABI SI CIPL

Is that a cikno car
No it’s Robert

by Raguna March 22, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 03, 2022

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 09, 2021

Robert

A creeper a stalker and has low grades

Look at that Robert

by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019