A self-interested arsehole who is materialistic and has enough self loathing to fill a ocean. He is selfish, money orientated and counts his pennies worse than scrooge. His family and friends are forgotten and his only thought is for his girlfriend who is from a wealthy family. He thinks he is better than everyone else and lets everyone know how great he has it whenever he can, boasting about his new car, 'swanky' lifestyle and hitting the clubs in London because that's what cool people like Robert do. Roberts will do nothing for anyone unless they are able to gain from it, they are greedy human beings and go out of their way to insult others and bring them down to their own level of self-loathing.

That kids a selfish SOB, oh it must be a Robert

Robert by Periodicals May 14, 2016

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Robert

A vaginal disease

Hey do you know Robert?
Yeah, don’t mess with him unless you want to live a short and miserable life.

Robert by Big Dick Big Money :( June 9, 2018

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Robert

Robert is usually good at everything. He’ll beat you in games and make you wanna slap him in the face. Everyone knows a Robert.

“That Robert beat me again. I’m gonna slap him.”

Robert by Fornite4lyfe February 10, 2019

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