Robert

a cat killer very dickhead he’s a cock sucker and has a 1inch penis cheats on multiple girls at a time and is a hoe he supposedly has a “backup” a “girlfriend” and a “side chick”

hey is that Robert

other person: yeah that’s the dickhead
other dude: FUCK HIM

by urmum_53000 March 25, 2022

Robert

The bisexual one, and most roberts end up becoming kidnappers or serial killers, but most likely kidnappers

Person 1: Yo, did u hear on the news?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Robert Marion just kidnapped 20 kids.

by EvoTheBum October 27, 2022

Robert

A pretty cool dog who likes to re eat his throw up

Peron: dude your dog is SUCH a robert

by BALLSBYOTCH November 2, 2022

Robert

Where do I start..
Robert is one of my favorite people. He thinks of other people and is a very kind person. He does simple things to make your day better. For instance holding the door open is a small thing he may do. Cheering you on and encouraging you to do better. Robert is very fun and often acts like a kid. He’s definitely a cute boy haha
He LOVES sports and could do them all day nonstop from baseball to basketball to track or cross country. He has a great sense of humor but is also a serious person. When you look in his eyes you will go crazy. I love Robert and those are many things about him I love.

*robert is in the hallways*
*he looks at you*
(Your head)
Holy crap.
*walks faster away*

by R 🙌🏻 June 4, 2022

Robert

Someone who is currently Seksing ur mum

I hope Robert doesn't find my mum

by MumSekser March 9, 2021

Robert

Robert is a fat stinky boy who eats a lot, this name would be considered a fat peoples name and it certainly is.

Robert is such a loser, he ate all the food at the party.

by Queeflatifa May 22, 2019

Robert

A creeper a stalker and has low grades

Look at that Robert

by Feed nutz butz January 15, 2020