Richard

A guy who is secretly a creep.
Friend: Who's that guy hiding in the bushes.
Me: Oh, that's Richard!
by It's always lit February 16, 2016
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crazy bald guy we can call megamind that can't even get a girl to say " i love you" besides his mother-arent moms great
OMG - EW ITS A RICHARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
by mylinhstriebal April 10, 2017
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Richard

Probably the most retarded name on the planet earth and plus they're all dicks. Thats why their shortened version of Richard is Dick. Plus not only are they dicks but it results in them having such a tiny penis that its canerously laughable.

FUCK ALL YOU RICHARDS (DICKS) OUT THERE!
Richard yells "Move it bitch". Shoves kid into locker. Drops his pants and out comes his microscopic cancerous little dick. Then the teacher yells out "Yo Dick, get back to class NOW!!!!!!!"
by Kim song dune October 19, 2017
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Richard

an absolute asshole. does not listen when you tell him something important and he often forgets when he does listen. he likes dick up his ass...after all, it is in his name...Dick...haha
Oh, whats that thing? ew, its RiChArD
by bobby fuck me in the ass July 25, 2019
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A mopy white kid, a kid who talks shit on the internet and does not do shit in real life, is a {pussy} and is an internet scammer
Guy 1:dude did you see what Richard did?
Guy 2: Yeah,he scammed people of $10,000 claiming too be the IRS
by jukenazzal May 09, 2018
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Richard

A tall lengthy kid with an addiction to Masturbation
He spends his entire day either jerking off or thinking about jerking off
He has an abnormally small penis size

Most likely a homosexual
I masturbate a lot but no where near as much as Richard
I wish my penis was as small as Richards
by Imasturbatealotcauseimgay February 10, 2017
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Richard

A silly way to refer to one's penis.
Her: "XXXTentacion is so cute"
Him:"You're gonna think he's really cute, when his Richard's in your mouth."
by Silent joker196 July 07, 2017
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