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Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.
Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.
by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023
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Reasons

A female's period
Miranda: Why can't you go swimming?
Shae: Reasons
Miranda: Oh.
by TheRealMandi September 26, 2008
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For all the wrong reasons

You can interject this when using a word that sounds positive, for something that's negative, especially when evaluating the purpose of a messed-up object or when replying to something truly stupid someone told you they did.

If you do the last thing written, it's a clear sign of potential pwnage in you.
Example 1: "When you're a teen life is interesting for all the wrong reasons."

(Interesting stuff when you're a teen: Booze, drugs, what's under other people's clothes, kitten huffing etc.)

Example 2:

Moron: "I just bathed the cat and put it in the microwave to dry it. He exploded just like I thought, but his fur dried up nicely."

You: "You're incredible. For all the wrong reasons."

Example 3:

Gun nut: ..."Yeah, The Eviscerator has everything! With a good aim, you can shoot someone in his spine, blow his brains out AND make him drown in his own blood!

You: "Sure, that thing IS versatile. For all the wrong reasons..."
by werallsonsofbitches January 7, 2010
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the reason

A title of a song by a kick ass band called Hoobastank.
"I've found a reason for me, to change who i used to be, a reason to start over new, and the reason is you"
by angelic_creature June 18, 2004
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Reasonable price

The lowest possible price someone can pay. Usually only accounts for materials, not labor.
"I'm looking for a taco caterer for 200 guests who will provide all food, plates, napkins, utensils, drinks and will cook on site who charges a reasonable price"

"I can cater your party for $2,000"

"$2,000 is a reasonable price? I can buy all the food and cook it myself for about $300. I will offer you that much and not a dollar more"
by Professional Asshole July 1, 2018
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Reasonate

When a message is not well received because people are unreasonable. The message doesn't resonate with them.
The client doesn't understand or fully grasp the plan we are offering and are asking for the moon. I can't seem to reasonate them.
by Durvann May 2, 2021
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Resonance

A Resonance is a force within everyone, comparable to a soul. It is especially strong in those who love to make and/or listen to music, fluctuating with their emotions. When your Resonance finds the right frequency, the right song, you can do more, focus harder, work faster. Whether or not that's a placebo effect is up for debate.
My Resonance is strong and vibrant.
by the chickenmeister January 13, 2022
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