The French Revolution

A period of culinary prosperity, when the Bagguet was created.

Wow, that's a nice Bagguet.
Yup, it's here since The French Revolution.
So it's a 300 year old Bagguet?
Yup.
*chokes*

by Fishparti November 22, 2021

hoe revolution

Any girl who is normally more conservative changing herself to become more sexually active by having a series of random hookups.

She started a hoe revolution because she was tired of searching for “the one” and just wanted to have fun.

by L. November 7, 2017

the matrix revolutions

the greatest movie of all time.

Don't doubt it bitch.

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

neolithic revolution

a period of time that kicked ass. basically the only thing that is learned in school. if you need to pass any class, you only need to know the neolithic revolution. especially the global regents.

"shyt, son. the neolithic revolution was the only thing on that test. i kicked its ass like woahhh"

by anna June 17, 2004

French Revolution

Viva La France. Essentially, the French acting like French, but the only difference is that instead of raising the white flag like usual, they attempted to endorse something worth endorsing (liberty, equality). This failed horribly as they stormed the weapon-less Bastille and ended up slaughtering a (relatively) huge percentage of their population via the glorious guillotine. If any message came out of this beautiful revolution, it would be "prayer i'm not French," or "don't let another Robespierre kill the rich people supporting the economy."

Mike: "I'm glad the American government claims so much power."

Tom: "Why?"

Mike: "So no goddamn poor bastards like the sans-culottes can revolt and start a civil war disguished as a revolution (like in the freaking French Revolution).

by JacquesIII July 17, 2010

queer revolution

The sad state of affairs that Americans now find themselves in, where the insane and perverted views and "rights" of about 3% of the population can dictate behavior, business, and even religious practices of the remaining 97%.

This queer revolution is making me sick. No way do I want them demanding leadership rolls in the church, or even frequenting my establishment for that matter.

by alchoholicanonymous May 18, 2015

nitsulanic revolution

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