retarded

extremely, very, to the utmost degree. Usually used to modify another adjective, as in retarded hot, retarded cool, retarded smart, retarded hip, retarded hard, etc.
Dude, that girl is retarded hot.
Man, your Mercury Cougar is a retarded sweet ride.
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The retard

The retard is a rare off breed of the homosapian it has many suicidal and homophobic tendencies they often make their nests in gay stripper bars
Yo I saw a the retard in the woods when I was huntin
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Retard

A retarded person who uses capital letters at the start of every word.
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Retard

1. A word used to describe anyone other than yourself as inferior, no matter how much more successful or better-looking they are than you
2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip
1. "Bill Gates is a retard."
2. "Annie, you are such a retard."
*retard girl limps by*
"Dammit.."
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retarded

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Russel is retarded.
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retard

v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.

Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.

Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.

b) n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Russel is retarded.
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