Rusty Release

When a man with a Rusty Eggplant cums, and the process of cumming hurts and barley can come out.

That old guy has one Rusty Release.

by MemeMaster64 October 06, 2018

double release

When you masturbate on the toilet and empty your bowel the same time as ejaculation.

Dave has a sh!t and wank to double release

by pukey pants head December 02, 2013

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

Release the Web

To bust that web of stringy, sticky nut.

A true manly, heroic, Spider-Man act of sexual climax.

Cum, nut, load, semen, jizz, spunk

As she bounced on Roger’s engorged fuck knob, he began to quiver as he was about to release the web and leave her dripping and scrambling for a towel.

by Dick Onchin June 15, 2022

Release the Drone

A phrase spoken by Charles Stiles in an episode of "Mystery Diners", a show lauded by acclaimed critic Ralph Sepe.

Release the Drone

by j@mbo February 11, 2021

Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 29, 2019

release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap November 22, 2015