release dat

When you're too impatient for the release you don't even finish

Vikings season 4 release dat

by Kinn Notap January 28, 2016

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release the plummet

Taking a shit that comes out hard and fast.

While pooping she exclaimed "release the plummet".

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

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Beef release

The act of doing a shit.

I'm never eating at Wally's Roadhouse again, this will be my third beef release today, and it's not even 10am.

by Zonal K September 28, 2019

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Compassionate release

When your significant other is unable to perform sexually but still thinks of you. She takes care of your sexual build up.

My girlfriend is having her period, but since is so apothinary she gave me a blow job for a compassionate release.

by detIinv785 March 8, 2020

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releasing the dragon

The art of taking a shit that is so long it feels like a dragons neck is peeking out of your anus and it comes out so fast you can feel the burn of it coming out

Man 1:hey why ya walking weird?
Man2:Dude I was releasing the dragon last night and it hurt so fucking bad
Man 3:Did someone say “release the dragon”?

by Scaryboi March 12, 2020

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AN abstract release is when, as you climax, you wave your penis or "brush" around wildly to create abstract art. It is only considered an Abstract Release if the image left behind provokes thought and critical thinking, i.e. post-nut clarity.

Guy 1: I did my first Abstract Release on Jenna last night.
Guy 2: Did you make her clean it up too?
Guy 1: No, I told her it's going to be immortalized on her forever.

by WetCheetoe September 29, 2020

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