Guy 1- Man you've got some serious dog rash there.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
Guy 2- Tell me about it. Mitzi, my four legged friend, ate something that didn't agree with her and now it's squirting out her ass. Hey do you have a paper towel? This shit is seeping through my fingers.
Guy 1- That's sick man. Just spread it out really thin across the sidewalk. Hard or soft that's what I do.
Guy 2- What?
Guy 1- Yeah, it drys a lot quicker spread out and then I don't have to carry a bag around all the time.
Guy 2- Gross! You should pick up your dog's shit.
Guy 1- What!? Look at all the dog rash around here! Obviously I'm not the only one.
by JACponica September 26, 2011
Get the Dog Rashmug. The trashy lifestyle description for Latinos/Mexicans. Beaner Rash is to the Latino/Mexican race as White Trash (WT) is to the white race.
There are six broke down cars in Pablo's overgrown front yard.. He is living and looking like Beaner Rash...
by CountryDude88 February 27, 2010
Get the Beaner Rashmug. a rash around the perimetre of the lips that is caused by pashing/snogging a guy/girl with facial stubble, resulting in a nasty ass rash.
by Cricketa' September 22, 2005
Get the pash-rashmug. Raider Rash is strand of STD's which comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.
Guy 1-"Hey do you want to go to Lubbock this weekend?"
Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."
Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."
by Weggy2389 February 11, 2009
Get the Raider Rashmug. When two or more people shitting on each other for fun get a rash from the sheer onslaught of runny hot shit all over their face.
'Andy seriously regretted taking Megan out for a curry after he went to work with scat rash of the cheek'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
'What's that on your face? Oh it's just some scat rash. Me and Albert were scat slapping each other last night'
'Greg happy slapped Billy so hard he looked like he had scat rash for a month'
by popthecorksurf19 March 8, 2009
Get the Scat Rashmug. Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry
by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008
Get the Rash Gordonmug. by Dr Alpha Lee September 19, 2006
Get the Fanny Rashmug.